🛰️ DitchLink.net

“Your link to the ditch since 1998.”
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💾 BREAKING: We’ve upgraded our servers to Windows 98! • 📞 Dial-up lines open 24x7x364 (Off on the Kings Birthday) • 🧑‍🔧 Tech Tip: If it’s slow, that means it’s working! • 📡 Now with 56k* speeds • 🕹️ New: DitchNet for Gamers — ping so high you’ll reach orbit!

Welcome to DitchLink.net

We’re the world’s most ambitious Internet provider for technically challenged users. At DitchLink, we believe in connecting communities…provided they are small enough. Whether you need email or want to browse the web at cinematic frame rates, our packages are acceptable.

Why DitchLink?

  • Authentic dial-up expierence
  • Exclusive Active Busy Signal™ technology
  • Customer support in over 6 British Accents
  • Complimentary Bentley Marketing Materials

🚧 Under Construction! Pardon our dust - we are expanding.

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