🛰️ DitchLink.net

“Your link to the ditch since 1998.”
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Our values: Low throughput, high nostalgia • Now hiring: Assistant to the Assistant Webmaster • FAQ: ‘Is 33.6 kbps fast?’ (No) • Our Founder is on the tick-tock now!

About DitchLink

From humble beginnings in a tangle of phone cables to our current tangle of longer phone cables, DitchLink has always stood for one thing: commitment to mediocrity.

  1. 1998: First handshake noise successfully recorded.
  2. 2003: We buy a second modem
  3. 2008: Launch of DitchMail™.
  4. 2015: Michael figures out what the cloud is.
  5. 2016: Migration to the cloud.
  6. 2025: Offical sponsorship with Blackbunpoolshire United signed.